- A little dose of P-scan --- Imagine a shady company ruining Gotham City with easy money and people are having "money diabetes' that is leading to 'gangrenous rotting brains' and that "Ego Obesity" slowly headed to pig butchering scams. ðŸ§
- One thing I would highlight about a tactic in politics --- it's all about control. If you are something that doesn't follow the dictates or tries to step out, you will be alienated or left out to die because that's how you break a person to exert power over him. 💡
- There will come a time in your journey where things fall apart, people will leave you out or discard you and everything goes south. What matters is --- can you keep yourself together in those broken moments. Can you move alone without support. 💡
- This is a "Reality Check" post sponsored by "KILLER" brand ---- Listen you devious mfs -- you aren't playing the game anymore but you are being DRAGGED. Know the difference. Your destiny is epic fallout and now you are in a DIE HARD situation. 💋
- Actress Avneet Kaur gives a scent of Indian Selena Gomez. Anyways one movie idea on my mind is "Batman Reborn" where Bruce Wayne recovers from bankruptcy and rises to billionaire status while Gotham City is going through a plague. 🎬
- Nostalgia (Humare zamane ke gaane) part 9 of 23 --- Jal Jal ke dhuan ho rahe hum... Nas nas mein nasha bheega hai mann... Jismon ki dabi aarzoo hai... Mar jaye teri... Baahon mein hum...!! 🎧
- Sheeps flock together. Lions dare to stand-out. Weak men seek refuge in a crowd but strong ones have enough confidence to move independently. If you want to be successful, don't be fragile. For success, avoid the "sheep mentality". #psych ðŸ§
- One thing I learned about aggressive approach of govt intelligence is that they will keep hitting you persistently until you give up and run with the flow creating a huge wave. Most mediocre men don't fight or resist and run with a flow like a dead fish. 💡
- I like this style of ruling BJP party --- first have the guts to keep on doing crimes without any guilt and then keep polluting the air against Congress blaming the situation on opposition. We have crime leaders running a scam and blaming Congress. 😂
- People start to micromanage you when they fail to get under your skin. Be someone who is hard to hunt. Be a player that makes others raise their game. 💡
#FakingNews "The Lost Girls"----> A crazy Patiala feminist who went on making Instagram girls rich for posting content was actually running a fraud firm and after the company died, many influencers woke up to a tragedy called as the lost girls. 💋
- What the problem with India is --- a bunch of 10 cent minds given all the power to run the country on global level. Of course when you give retards all the power, there will be unchecked crimes. Imagine 10 cent minds having illusion of being lions. 😂
#FakingNews "The Indian Theranos"----> A Patiala feminist who started a company "Starfish trading" with her batchmates with a business idea to revolutionize financial education drowned everyone on board and was called "The Indian Theranos". 📉
- Unpopular idea --- If you are a young hot shot or a bright spot in a crowd, you might hit success later in life because you might come across a crazy psycho who puts you through chaos and you can learn through the process to level up faster. 💡
#FakingNews "When magic backfires"----> A mother went haywire and committed suicide after watching her daughter cry in pain while slowly dying inside that came out to be a classic case of black magic backfiring leading to intense suffering. 💊
- I will give you a wound that will release pain in divided doses for the rest of your life and it will hit every corner of your bones because I invested 12 years of life into that. Trust me you will keep revolving around me but even morphine won't cure it. 💊
- Funny thing is -- I try to stay out of other people business but still manage to be the talk of the town. My haters keep me in the business. I remember during my college days, I used to be a dormant character but still I would be topping the gupshup. 😜
- Some real shit --- you know what your problem is 'little bitch' --- you thought I was posting and making reels for your bloody company but I just used by secret popularity to build my name in the market. I will wait for your downfall. I want to see you poor. 😜
- What's the secret to success --- sheeps flocking together to do stupid things to get butchered. Sometimes having the courage to be alone allows you to stretch out to be reborn into something superior. Your ability to step out is a game changer. 💡
#FakingNews "A world class gangrape"---> A Patiala feminist was gangraped by her batchmates and an engineer live telecasted it on YouTube after their fraud company took down the global economy killing the reputation of India forever. 😂
#FakingNews "The BookSpit Club"----> After a doctor turned investor refused to join his family and fake friends running the global show, the betraying snakes gathered around to criticise his work and ideas while they were called "BookSpit Club". 📚
#FakingNews "Real Estate crash"----> After the shady Indian company crashed the global markets leading to a depression, real estate prices in "Blackwater locality" showed a sharp decline because mansions lost 50% market value in 1 month. 📉
- She --- Howcome you aren't furious with people using you for their personal gain while leaving you out to die... ME : They got on a highway to hell. They don't know it's a dead end. Rotten apples will fall eventually. I got what I needed from all this. 😜
#FakingNews "The Royal blood"----> In a viral epidemic of North India, a doctor was found to be immune to killer infections due to tumor suppressor gene p23 while the city was drowning in psychosis and was called "A Royal Blood" or the Highlander. ðŸ§
#FakingNews "The internet boyfriend"---> A doctor turned investor who was secretly famous for his innovative ideas was shocked to hear wild rumors about his link up with Instagram influencers while some media houses called him internet boyfriend. 😜
- After "Make In India", Modi should launch "Spit on India" or "Piss on India" because after the global fallout, the humiliation of being Indian will be legen... wait for it... dary... That's "legendary". 😜
- She : They will offer you heavy amount to lead India on global level... ME : I don't care even if I'm offered billions. Money won't solve my problem. I want to watch their downfall. I want to put a dent in India's history. I want to watch their humiliation. 😂
- Something crude but real ---- Saali randi soch rahi thi ki meri family ko mere against karke mujhe tod degi... Par maine apni lichad family ko kabhi apna mana hi nhi.. Isliye unke jaane ka ghum kabhi nhi hua.. Sab kuch kar liya, phir bhi nhi tod payi. 😜
- Pressure can either burst a pipe or it can create a diamond. Pressure reveals your dormant underlying reality as to what you are made of. Some of the top personalities are born at the background of tragic situations. Pressure pops up the dark side. 💡
- In a typical lollapalooza when a worthless entity has managed to become a global hotspot, step aside and wait for the euphoria to die because you might have an edge when others are drunk - Piyush 📈
- Some psyche shit ---- if a person has a dormant inferiority complex, he will try to overcome that by dimming your shine. It's a sign of low self-esteem when others feel the need to demoralize you. Insecure people do envy and it comes out as jokes. 💡
- Some psych analysis --- if your friends are making fun of you in front of women, they are not your friends but in fact they are undercover haters. Sometimes your friends try to defame you due to inferiority complex so that they can feel above you. 💡
#FakingNews "An undiagnosed psycho"----> In a rare case, an Indian engineer sponsored by ruling class as Steve Jobs of India who ran the longest bull market of US economy came out to be a big fraud and an undiagnosed psycho acting as a hero. 😂
- Tuesday GyanChod ---- Arey bhai Parliament par nazar rakhna... Yeh chutiye leaders kab ek dusre ke khoon ke pyaase ho jaye.. Kuch pta nhi hai..!! 😂
- This is "chutiya Indian intelligence" post --- Soch lala mein itni dur tak give up karne nhi aya... Tu apni dhun mein jee... Main apni dhun mein jeeta hun.. Jab takrana hoga saari galat fehmi dur jayegi.. YA TU YA MAIN. Survival of the sickest. #EpicShit 🔥
#FakingNews "A crisis fortuner"----> After the epic stock market collapse due to an Indian scam gone global where 99% people lost their capital in a severe crisis, a doctor turned ₹5 lakhs into 41 crores in 2 months becoming a "crisis fortuner". 💰
#FakingNews "A Wine Country"----> The global media houses like Wall Street Journal called India story "A Wine Country" who exported chaos and financial turmoil to the global markets where they diverted the talent to stock market gambling. 💊
#FakingNews "A nun's killing spree"----> In a killer accident, something deep conjured inside the brain of a nun that she went on a killing spree to murder her entire Royal family and the force was so strong that police had to shoot her to end her pain. ðŸ§
- Two songs for Valentine 2026 sponsored by Noice Dark Chocolate and Axe Dark Temptation deo --- first is --- Taur naal shada... Munda taur naal shada... And second is --- Ek pardesi mera dil le gaya.. Jate jate meetha meetha ghum de gaya..!! 🎧
Vision 2030 - (Rare Rabbit sponsored) --- Imagine a global Indian giant that can't generate any revenue is actually nothing but a poop or empty show. 🤨
Vision 2030 --- How global Indian mania dies with time --- BJP sells the idea of easy money so the wave takes over the globe --- people buy the hype but after some time they don't make any money --- they feel like a fool wasting time -- bubble pops. 💡
Vision 2030 --- Imagine the humiliation of being Indian. Imagine Indian leaders go to Davos in 2030 and they are brutally ignored and disrespected. I would advise Indian Americans to leave US. Americans may be hungry for your blood in future. 😜
"Vision 2030" ---- I would advise Indian companies to withdraw from your foreign presence and give up your international business. The world is going to spit on Indian products and there will be dumping. Nobody will do business with India after fallout. 😜
Mere vichaar -- Duniya mujhe kamzor samajhti hai.. Yehi sabse bada scam hai... Bhenchod emergency aa gyi.. Par kuch powerful randon ka nasha nhi utara.. Abhi tum log dard se anjaan ho kyunki power hai.. Jis din nasha utrega.. Jhel nhi paoge. 🔥
Something real -- free advice to Indian intelligence and ruling BJP --- dekho tum mujh par har chaal chal chuke ho... Sab kuch try kar chuko ho... Lekin baat yeh hai... Kuch mere jaise parinde kaid hone ke liye nahi bane... Jo diya hai woh milega - tinka tinka. 😎
- One life tip I can give you is --- develop yourself. Do a little mental grind to build up a strong mindset. Be great at some spots. You can lose everything in life but nobody can take away your ability or the character that makes you unique or stand-out. 🤔
- Nostalgia (Humare zamane ke gaane) Part 8 of 23 --- Kho ke apne par hi toh usne tha udna sikha... Ghum ko apne saath mein lele.. Dard bhi tere kaam ayega... Allah ke bande hasde... Jo bhi ho kal phir ayega... Allah ke bande hasde.. (Killer song). 🎧
- Somebody asked me --- why are you successful. What makes you stand apart in a pool of talent ---- well I would say --- I just have a mental capacity to suffer for a long time. I just had the strength to take a beating. I just have the ability to absorb pressure. 💰
- A dialogue from Marvel's Iron Man --- "Tony Stark built this in a cave with a bunch of scraps". I think if you re-launch Iron Man in the era of modern tech - it would be "Tony Stark predicted global collapse and launched a warning from his laptop. 😜
#FakingNews "A cure for global warming"---> A North Indian doctor and a WHO scientist Ayush Singla found a way to turn CO2 in the polluted air into a bio-fuel calling it a "carbon capture technology" for dealing with global warming and acid rain. 😜
#FakingNews "Silence ending in riots"---> In a fallout of Indian economy due to a financial education scam, Mukesh Ambani was found guilty for promoting scamsters in Mumbai and people at large vandalised Reliance stores killing it's empire. 🔥
#FakingNews "The next Vijay Mallya"----> In a joint investigation of CBI and NIA in the ongoing scam, a top detective took away the passports of Mukesh Ambani, PM Modi and Amit Shah so they don't escape India like Vijay Mallya in case of a fallout. 😜
#FakingNews "Reliance in trouble"----> The richest man of India selling the idea of financial education to Mumbaikars got in deep trouble for being an accomplice to a big scam sponsored by BJP where Mumbai ganged up against the Reliance. 😜
- If there's a "Gossip Girl" remake in India, I would love to play the role of "Dan Humphrey" by Penn Badgley. If there's a remake of "The Vampire Diaries" in India, I would love to play Damon Salvatore. Anyways there should a series on "Limitless". 🎬
#FakingNews "War against angry men"----> In a "New India" or a "Modi"fied India, there was a war against angry men and the situation got so heated that PM Modi ordered shoot at sight order for men rebelling or resorting to violence. #EpicTrolls 🔥
- I would advice women at large to take charge of your life and forget about having a good relationship. We are headed into the world of "ruined men" and independent women. Stop looking for a man to take care of you. Feminism will peak further. 🤔
#FakingNews "Black Swan tragedy"----> A scheming wife who was running a scandal behind her husband by establishing a criminal organisation to frame her husband got hunted in her own game and the media called it "Black Swan tragedy". 👽
- This is Bandhan Bank sponsored post --- Very few will understand this ---- I told you when it's my turn "nanga naach" ya mujra karwaunga. You know it took me many years to instal a brain implant in you. Now keep running after me for the rest of your life. 😂
- Blue Valentine post --- She : Hey.. It's been a long time.. How are you?.. Me : Just busy doing nothing. ARE YOU POOR YET. I just want to see you in poverty. If not, I will wait. Keep going. 😜
- This is "Sting Gold" sponsored post --- Imagine an Indian company powered by an MBA carrying all these motivated idiots --- doing all kinds of managing, building up something but they all wake up one day to a reality - they wasted their life on a lie. 😂
- Something crude and unfiltered --- Bahut se log samajhte hain ki mujh me EGO bahut hai... Haan bhai... Main toh sanki bhi hoon... Isliye dur raho mere se... Peeche bhounkne se kuch nhi hoga... Aur ek baat kuch bhi karle samjhauta nhi hoga. 🔥
- A troubled woman's last resort --- seducing a guy. Alright so now you are tired. I lived your chutiyapa. Now it's my time to begin my chutiyapa. I'm not like most men. I don't think from my penis. I'll tell you what happens when you fuck with ur daddy. 🤨
- This is "Noice Lime Soda" and "Cravova Lemonade" sponsored post --- Imagine a joke big enough to crash the global economy. Imagine global investors running with a delusion or a lie and betting big on India story wake up to a tragic reality. 📉
- If you want to have a glimpse of frenzy human behaviour of average investors in the financial markets - then watch a comedy clip of PP Waterballs IPO by Jaspal Bhatti who explains how average people lose money by buying into an empty show. 📈
- We don't have victims. We have volunteers. We will have anxious success hungry idiots buying into a hype and then they will get screwed when it comes out to be a lie. As JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon said -- if you get frenzied, it's on you. Don't blame others. 🤔
- Imagine a secretary uniting everyone against the CEO but CEO survives to become a billionaire and the giant company dies with everyone investing in the company lost their wealth. Imagine smart people burning trillions in a "joke company" to go poor. 🔥
- What makes a person top investor material ---- first --- you need vision to look at the big picture.. Second --- you need "contrarian approach" so to avoid euphoric madness.. Third --- you have to be calm amid chaos and last - confidence to be decisive. 💰
- After Udta Punjab movie, there should be a movie called "Udti Company" or "Udta Parliament". The reason I say that is because power hungry idiots are so deviated from reality that Indian politicians are selling gambling to world leaders. WTF. 💊
What a motherfucking misread situation -- they expect me to join the fraud company with a higher pay... Oh bhenchod do you still think I have an employee mindset. I'm a guy of billions. I know my worth. We have chutiye running Indian economy. 😂
- You know why I'm secretly successful --- because I walk the talk. I don't talk about things I haven't lived. My ideas are original and expressed in plain manner. I had the talent to turn my disastrous situation into my advantage. Above all I'm real. 💡
#FakingNews "A dope doctor"----> A doctor turned top investor who casually started writing about his experiences of overcoming tragic situations secretly earned global stardom for his authentic ideas and media houses called him "dope doctor". 💊
#FakingNews "A blog worth billions"----> In a rare case, a doctor who casually started writing on social media created a blog "DoctorAtLarge.com" sharing his innovative ideas and it grew so big that the blog became a billion dollar site worldwide. 💰
#FakingNews "Billion dollar lawsuit"---> After things got official, a doctor turned top investor filed a billion dollar lawsuit against many for invading his privacy and misusing his name everywhere while making his personal life a public show. 💰
- There's a popular saying - women would date monkeys if money grew on trees. Imagine a feminist who is an agent of loan mafias doing charity at large and corrupting women because when money rocks the media, women would bath in it. 💰
- Recently I feel that Instagram is slowly becoming a second version of OnlyFans. There's a trend of easy money making by posting videos turning average people into influencers. There's a flood of money sweeping social media turning people into jerks. 😜
- I believe money is not the problem but your poor mentality is the issue. How you carry yourself through life - that's the byproduct of your mindset. Most people want the prize without the work. A fragile mindset that cracks under pressure isn't worthy. 💰
- I don't like the idea of most men chasing after money like a degenerated maniacs. The game is to first develop yourself. Be something that attracts money. If you are worthy and have a character that speaks volumes, money will find it's way to you. 💰
- You can learn a lot of basic things about the system you live in if you keep an open mind to study the tough situations you go through. Consuming a lot of theory doesn't really help. Whether it's law or finance, a tough situation teaches you all. 💡
- She : What kind of animal are you. Aren't you bored alone. Why don't you die in isolation... ME : In my defense, my sexy imagination keeps me busy and occupied. Alone time gets me to think and analyse things. My genius came from stillness. 💡
- Just heard Larry Fink of BlackRock calling it an era of India but I quite disagree. When world leaders sugarcoat India story in media, I just have a wild laugh deep inside. Anyways when this India bubble pops, world leaders will spit on Modi's India. 😂
#FakingNews "Kept them poor"----> Despite being a richest Indian doctor Jerry Holiday kept his family poor or down suffering in poverty and refused to invest in his family run company "Starfish Capital" that collapsed due to lack of strong backing. 👽
#FakingNews "Funding crisis"----> After a billionaire investor Jerry Holiday refused to invest in top firms feeding BJP politicians, the corporate politics nexus crashed big time and there was a funding crisis that made BJP lose the big elections. 😎
- The convincing continues. The intense tech seduced manipulation trying to get under my nerves continues. I'm already feeling like "A Big Daddy of India". There's a reason people behave in front of their "Big Daddy". I love to drag them. #Reliance 😜
#FakingNews "Troubled loan mafia"----> The Indian loan mafia who was linked to the great Indian family got into deep trouble for financing the criminal activities of the family and got dragged into a criminal trial in the US Supreme Court. 👽
- From an insider point of view, if I was a top journalist, I would try to dig deep into the banking contagion. We had PSU mergers in India due to ailing banks. We had regional banking collapse in US. Funny thing is the scam is kept off the grid. 🔥
#FakingNews "A Banking suicide"----> In a nut cracking experiment, a group of smart bankers committed financial suicide after they invested in a flawed idea of making people rich by gambling in the stock market calling it raping the Nifty bank. 🔥
#FakingNews "Doctor v/s The Family"----> In a terrible accident, an entire bloodline was wiped out after the global fallout in an epic trial of doctor in conflict with his family where his family ran a big scam and was planning to frame him for it. 🔥
#FakingNews "Built on psychosis"----> In a mind boggling tragedy, a giant company came crashing down after a psychotic woman built it carrying a delusion of a guy whom she called her husband but in reality, the guy never met her in his life. 😂
- I have a movie idea called "The Act" where an engineer pretends to be a serving messiah infecting masses at large to become a most celebrated humble man and leads the motivated idiots to a shock and killed the economy with love. 😂
- I will tell you the mental environment of the "think tank" of Indian authority ---- they are second guessing every decision they make. They don't know what you believe and what to discard. That confusion is eating up their intelligence. #Blank #Killer 👽
- Monday "StarGyan" by Sting Gold --- Baat ko samajh beta mera panga tere jaison se nhi... Tere jaison ke baap se hai... Aur woh bhi kuch nhi kar payenge. 😎
- A song sponsored by "Engineers India" ---- (something to beat Monday blues).... zindagi ki talaash mein hum... Maut ke kitne pass aa gye... Jab yeh socha toh ghabra gye... Aa gye hum kahan aa gye.. #Modi'sIndia #EpicShit #SongsMania 🎧
- Sunday "StarGyan" sponsored by Sleep Company ----- Jee le bhai galat fehmi mein jitni der chal sakta hai... Jis din saamna hoga saari galat fehmi dur ho jayegi.. Dhamkaane se kuch nhi hone wala.. Tatton mein dum hai saamne aake baat kar. 😎
- You know what luck is -- having chutiye log around you because it gives you an edge. Agar tum jaise chutiye na hote.. I would have been stuck living an ordinary life. Scam pta kya hai... Woh chutiye mehnat kar rahe the mujhe kamyab banane ke liye. 😂